Vamwolf. HAHA

The fucking funny thing we did. LOL.

She's reading it out. xDAnd here goes the story. Go ahead and laugh. LOL.

Once upon a time, there was a pig.The pig had no asshole.The pig didn't know whether it was a male or female.So the pig decided to ask someone to check and who is the unlucky/lucky one?The pig met with an accident when it was on the way to check.It went as flat as bak kua.So passerby went to sell it as bak kua.Sold it to one very AUNTIE person for $888.This auntie is none other than ELIZABETH!! What a stupid auntie to buy a bak kua for $888.Elizabeth then carry the pig home and found out that the pig got aids.Before that, she ate one piece and claimed that it was YUMYUM!She was terrified and went for full body checkup.The results show that she got aids! Last stage already! Left 3 months to live, then she found out another illness.She realised she had bird flu. ):She went to the law firm and listed down her will. She gave all her assets to her dog, AH GAO.Not only that, she also left some for her species - BIRDS! That should explain the bird flu. LOL!She hoped that by doing this, her species will live forever and remember her for life. After everything, she realised another thing!She received a phone call saying that the medical report got mixed up! It actually belonged to some fat person, but she got no more money for anything already.That's very sad! But her dog, AH GAO, is very loyal! It hired Elizabeth to be its maid.The dog treat her very well and even share its dog food with her everyday.Even slept with AH GAO in its kennel. The sad thing is, she even pee and shit in her own sleeping area.Then one day, AH GAO revealed that it is a deity.It's the one called "Xiao Tian Quan" working for that 3-eye kid. It told her that it got smell her shit and confirmed that she's healthy.When she heard it she was so delighted that she jumped everywhere but accidentally stepped on XTQ's foot. Ouch!XTQ got very angry and it used its magical power and turn her into a bird.Not a phoenix, not a swan, but a crow. Cause she can never be Bella Swan. She's Edward's mother!!Feeling disappointed, she went over to Forks for some self-reflection. (Hoping to meet Edward)Then she saw Jacob and Billy Black and OMG!! Love at first sight. Billy Black suits her! (That's what she thinks)Can you imagine?! Edward's mother with Billy Black?! :O Haixxxx tragic love story going to begin.Deep down in her heart, she has "something" fro Edward. It's not those motherly-son love. She has sexual desires for her own son!What a bastard! Like underworld: Rise of the Lycans. A vampire with a werewolf - Vamwolf?!Then, she broke out in sweat.It was just a dream. WTF!

Hahahaha the stupidest thing siah, Sabrina's idea but it's freaking funny that i even could laugh no matter how many times i read it. LOL! Everyone has a part in it by the way. (:

Today first paper - macroeconomics.

Glad that mostly everyone think it's okay.

He said "chey chicken feet" HAHA.

Saw that handsome one while waiting for the rest to finish their paper. ;)

After the paper we went to design school to have our lunch. Saw my beloved handsome/pretty girl ! :D:D Didn't have the courage at that time cause she's someone and I'm afraid that's her gf. ): but Kereen said her gf all very hot one. -.- HAHA.

Talked about the macro paper throughout the whole lunch period. -.- after lunch, went to library to study for accounting. Seriously, not in the mood.

1st- i miss him

2nd- accounting sucks

3rd- library is so not a condusive environment for studying

LOL.

Still managed to shuff some knowledge into my brain. Hahaha. We actually had lotsa fun at library, not fun but lotsa laughter. I actually laughed until my stomach really aches and i shed a few tears. It's been so long since I've experienced this.

First it was that story writing thingy that made me laugh. Then we talked about advertisements -.- those really funny ones or those got songs one. Hahahaha.

I love the girls ! I really can't bear to separate class with them. ):

Tomorrow studying PORM and i studied accounting the whole day today without touching my laptop. Except for now. xD Later I'm gonna go watch my show and I'll go sleep already.

GirlfriendS are the best thing that happened in my life. :D This is the poly life I've always wanted. (: Thanks girls.

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